Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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