Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Everything about him screamed your future.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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