I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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