Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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