they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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