I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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