I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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