shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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