You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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