i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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