I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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