i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
