If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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