So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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