have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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