One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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