I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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