I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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