i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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