Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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