David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
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