I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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