But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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