I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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