Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
he shaved USA in his pubs
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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