you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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