either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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