I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Randomize
