i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
be right there i have to get my cape
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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