Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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