I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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