yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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