the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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