just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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