I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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