Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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