Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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