so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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