I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
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