So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
lets start a swedish sibling band together
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
sex in a hospital.. check
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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