your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
