Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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