i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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