The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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