your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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