dude i'm inner monologue high
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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