I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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