i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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