You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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