return my video game
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Randomize