don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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