I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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