That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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