why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
i need some magic done to my vagina
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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